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Celebrity Face Off

Celebrity Face Off was a segment on The Grand Tour during the show's second season. Two Celebrities of similar background, come on the show and after being interviewed by Clarkson, they are sent round The Grand Tour Rally Track in a Jaguar F Type 4 cylinder to see which Celeb is fastest.

Despite it receiving better reviews than Celebrity Brain Crash, the segment was dropped for Series 3 in favour of more film time.

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Episode "CFO" (Condition) Winner (Time) Loser (Time)
Past, present or future "Fastest former talent show Judge" Ricky Wilson (1:20.1) David Hasselhoff (1:24.1)
The Fall Guys "Fastest person who earns a living from throwing and catching small balls" Kevin Pietersen (1:17.2) Brian Wilson (1:17.5)
Bah Humbug-atti "Fastest person who lives with a Bear" Casey Anderson (1:18.6) Hugh Bonneville (1:22.2)
Unscripted "Fastest Classical Singer in the world who has a connection to the British Motor Industry" (Damp) Michael Ball (1:23.3) Alfie Boe (1:24.4)
Up, down and round the farm "Fastest person who has a failed former career in a Band" (Wet) Dominic Cooper (1:23.6) Bill Bailey (1:25.1)
Jaaaaaaaags "Fastest Actor whose middle name is George" Kiefer Sutherland (1:17.8) Luke Evans (1:21.3)
It's a gas, gas, gas "Fastest Athlete who earns a living from punching and strangling other Men" Anthony Joshua (1:18.7) Bill Goldberg (1:20.4)
Blasts from the past "Fastest Drummer from a band beginning with 'P'" Nick Mason (1:21.3) Stewart Copeland (1:24.2)
Breaking, badly "Fastest Magician" (Snow) Penn & Teller (1:33.8) Dynamo (1:39.3)
Oh, Canada "Fastest Golfing Enthusiast" (Wet) Rory McIlroy (1:21.9) Paris Hilton (1:25.8)
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